[Gm] Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
[Gm] But I'm only going to get this one chance
[Gm] Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
[Gm] Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
[Gm] If that means, what I think it means, we're
in trouble, big trouble, and if he is as bananas as you say,
I'm not taking any chances
[Gm] You were just what the doctor ordered
(HOOK)
[Gm] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[Gm] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[Gm] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[Gm] They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
[Gm] But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
[Gm] I got a laptop in my back pocket
[Gm] My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
[Gm] Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[Gm] Made a living and a killing off it
[Gm] Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[Gm] With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
[Gm] I'm an MC still as honest
[Gm] But as rude and as indecent as all hell
[Gm] Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
[Gm] This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip-hop
[Gm] You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
[Gm] Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yep, yackity-yak
[Gm] Now at the exact same time
[Gm] I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
[Gm] I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
[Gm] Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[Gm] Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[Gm] How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
[Gm] Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
[Gm] It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[Gm] While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
(HOOK)
[Gm] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[Gm] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[Gm] Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[Gm] Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
[Gm] Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[Gm] Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
[Gm] Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[Gm] Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
[Gm] MC's get taken to school with this music
[Gm] Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
[Gm] Now I lead a new school full of students
[Gm] Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
[Gm] -W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[Gm] Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[Gm] To meet Run DMC, induct them, into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
[Gm] Roll Hall of Fame
[Gm] Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[Gm] Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[Gm] On the wall of shame
[Gm] You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
[Gm] Off a plank, and tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
[Gm] Little gay looking boy
[Gm] So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
[Gm] You witnessing a massacre
[Gm] Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
[Gm] Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
[Gm] You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[Gm] And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
[Gm] Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
[Gm] I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
[Gm] I'mma work for everything I have
[Gm] Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
[Gm] Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
[Gm] To keeping up with the same pace looking boy
(HOOK)
[Gm] I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[Gm] All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[Gm] The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
[Gm] Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[Gm] Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
[Gm] So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
[Gm] Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[Gm] And I should not be woken
[Gm] I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
[Gm] But I got your mom deep throating
[Gm] I'm out my ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
[Gm] I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[Gm] It's me, my honesty's brutal
[Gm] But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[Gm] For good at least once in a while
[Gm] So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
[Gm] Enough rhymes to maybe try to help get some people through tough times
[Gm] But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
[Gm] Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[Gm] I know there was a time where once I
[Gm] Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[Gm] So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[Gm] Appeal with the skin color of mine
[Gm] You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
[Gm] Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP1
[Gm] Where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
[Gm] Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
[Gm] See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was
[Gm] But I've morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
[Gm] You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
[Gm] And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
[Gm] You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
[Gm] You're like normal, fuck being normal
[Gm] And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
[Gm] To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[Gm] Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Mayweather’s pad
[Gm] Singin' to a man while they played piano
[Gm] Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[Gm] So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[Gm] ''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
[Gm] Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
[Gm] Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
[Gm] What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[Gm] Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[Gm] So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[Gm] I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
[Gm] How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[Gm] Never fading, and I know the haters are forever waiting
[Gm] For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
[Gm] Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[Gm] I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[Gm] Oh, he's too mainstream
[Gm] Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[Gm] It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[Gm] With rock, shock rap with Doc
[Gm] Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
[Gm] I don't know how to make songs like that
[Gm] I don't know what words to use
[Gm] Let me know when it occurs to you
[Gm] While I’m ripping any one of these verses, that versus you
[Gm] It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you
[Gm] How many verses I gotta murder to prove
[Gm] That if you were half as nice at songs, you can sacrifice virgins too (ughhh)
[Gm] School flunkie, pill junky
[Gm] But look at the accolades the skills brung me
[Gm] Full of myself, but still hungry
[Gm] I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[Gm] And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
[Gm] But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
[Gm] I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
[Gm] Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
[Gm] But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[Gm] Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
[Gm] They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[Gm] But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
[Gm] Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
[Gm] And understand the discrimination
[Gm] But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
[Gm] But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[Gm] Don't mistake it for Satan
[Gm] It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
[Gm] And take a vacation to trip abroad
[Gm] And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
[Gm] Be a king? Think not – why be a king when you can be a God?