Điệu:
_Verse: Blue
_Chorus: Disco
_Outro: Disco
Tone: C
[C] [F] [C] [F]
Verse:
Set [C] fire [F] to your [C] hair [F]
Poke a [C] stick at a [F] grizzly [C] bear [F]
Eat [C] medi[F] cines that's [C] out of [F] date
Use your [C] private [F] parts as [C] piranha [F] bait
Chorus:
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many dumb ways to [D7] die [G] [G7]
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many dumb ways to [G] die [C]
Verse:
Get your [C] toast out [F] with a [C] fork [F]
Do your [C] own [F] electrical [C] work [F]
[C] Teach [F] yourself how to [C] fly [F]
Eat a [C] two week [F] old [C] unrefrigerated [F] pie
Chorus:
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many dumb ways to [D7] die [G] [G7]
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many dumb ways to [G] die [C]
Verse:
Invite a [C] psycho-[F] killer[C] inside [F]
Scratch a [C] drug dealer's [F] brand new [C] ride [F]
Take your[C] helmet [F] off in [C] outer space [F]
Use your [C] clothes [F] dryer as a [C] hiding [F] place
Chorus:
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many dumb ways to [D7] die [G] [G7]
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many dumb ways to [G] die [C]
Verse:
Keep a [C] rattles[F] nake as a [C] pet [F]
Sell [C] both the kidneys [F] on the [C] internet [F]
[C] Eat a[F] tube of [C] super[F] glue
"I wonder what's this red button [F] do?"
Chorus:
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many [D7] dumb ways to [G] die [G7]
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many dumb ways to [G] die [C]
Bridge:
[Am] Dress up [Cmaj9] like a [F] moose during [G] hunting [F] season [G]
[Am] Disturb a [Cmaj9] nest of [F] wasps for no [G] good [F] reason
[G] Stand on the edge of a [Am] train station platform
[C] Drive around the boom gates at a [F] level crossing
[G] Run across the tracks between the [Am] platforms
[F] They may not rhyme but they're [G] quite possibly
Chorus:
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die,
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die
[C] Dumb [Em7] ways to [Am] die, [Cmaj9] so [F] many [G] dumb ways to [C] die