[C] You booked the night train for a [G] reason
So you could [Am] sit there in this [F] hurt
[C] Bustling crowds or silent [G] sleepers
You're [Am] not sure which is [F] worse
Because I [C] dropped your hand while dancing. [G] Left you out there standing
[Am] Crestfallen on the landing. [F] Champagne problems
[C] Your mom's ring in your pocket [G] my picture in your wallet
[Am] Your heart was glass, I dropped it. [F] Champagne problems
Verse 2
[C] You told your family for a [G] reason
You [Am] couldn't keep it [F] in
[C] Your sister splashed out on the [G] bottle
Now [Am] no one's celebra[F] ting
[C] Dom Pérignon, you brought it. [G] No crowd of friends applauded
[Am] Your hometown skeptics called it. [F] Champagne problems
[C] You had a speech, you're speechless. [G] Love slipped beyond your reaches
[Am] And I couldn't give a reason. [F] Champagne problems
Verse 3
[C] Your Midas touch on the Chevy [G] door. November flush and your flannel [Am] cure
"This dorm was once a madhouse" I [F] made a joke, "Well, it's made for me"
[C] How evergreen, our group of friends. [G] Don't think we'll say that word again
[Am] And soon they'll have the nerve to [F] deck the halls that we once walked through
[C] One for the money, two for the show. I [G] never was ready so I watch you go
Some[Am] times you just don't know the answer 'Til [F] someone's on their knees and asks you
[C] "She would've made such a lovely bride what a [G] shame she's fucked in the head," they said
But [Am] you'll find the real thing instead. She'll [F] patch up your tapestry that I shred
And [C] hold your hand while dancing. [G] Never leave you standing
[Am] Crestfallen on the landing [F] with champagne problems
[C] Your mom's ring in your pocket [G] her picture in your wallet
[Am] You won't remember all my [F] champagne problems