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[A5] Well, my name it is a number
It's on a piece[E5] of plastic film[A5]
[A5] And I've been growin' funny flowers
Outside on my[E5] little window [A5] sill
[D5] And don't you know I'm a [A5] 2,000[D5] man[A5]
[D5] And my kids, they just don't understand [A5] me at [E5] all
[A5] You know, my wife still respects me
Even though [E5] I really misuse [A5] her
[A5] I am having an affair
With the [E5] Random computer[A5]
[D5] But don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5] man[D5] [A5]
[D5] And my kids, they just don't understand [A5] me at [E5] all
[A5] Oh [D5] daddy[A5] , [E5] proud of your [D5] planet[A5]
[A5] Oh [D5] mommy[A5] , [E5] proud of [D5] your [A5] sun
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[D5] Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5] Like they did when you were young
[A5] Or did they [D5] come [D5] down [A5] crashin'
[E5] Seeing all the [B5] things you'd [E5] done
[E5] Spacin' out and [B5] havin' [E5] fun
[A5] Oh [D5] daddy[A5] , [E5] proud of your [D5] planet[A5]
[A5] Oh [D5] mommy[A5] , [E5] proud of [D5] your [A5] sun
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[D5] Oh daddy, your brain's still flashin'
[B5] Like they did when you were young
[A5] Or did they [D5] come [D5] down [A5] crashin'
[E5] Seeing all the [B5] things you'd [E5] done
[E5] Spacin' out and [B5] havin' [E5] fun
[D5] And But don't you know I'm a 2,000 [A5] man[D5] [A5]
[D5] And my kids, they just don't understand [A5] me at [E5] all