Verse:
[Am] Ho ho ho, bring a [F] bottle of rum
[C] Ho ho ho, cream and [G] whiskey bourbon
[Am] Ho ho ho, bring a [F] bottle of booze
We got [C] nothing to lose, ho [G] ho ho
[Am] Ho ho ho, bring a [F] friend if you please
[C] Ho ho ho, Santa's [G] open to me
[Am] Ho ho ho, all the [F] misfit and us
Hope the [C] misfits show up, ho [G] ho ho
Chorus:
[Am] Ho ho ho, it don't get [F] better than this
[C] Ho ho ho, in the [G] land of misfits
[Am] Ho ho ho, we're all [F] losin' our legs
We got [C] nothing but this, ho [G] ho ho
[Am] Ho ho ho, gon' be [F] our family
[C] Ho ho ho, this is [G] Christmas baby
[Am] Ho ho ho, bring a [F] friend if you please
Bring them [C] all to their knees, ho [G] ho ho