Tone gốc [Bbm]
I[Dm9] make a date for go[G9] lf, and y[G7] ou can b[Em7] et your life it [F#dim] rains;
[Dm7] I try to give a [G7] party, and the g[C9] uy upstairs [A7] complains.
I gu[Gdim] ess I'll go thru lif[Fdim] e just catching c[Em7] olds and missing tra[A7] ins
[Dm7] Ev'rything [G7] happens to [Cmaj7] me. [A7]
Verse
[Dm9] I never miss a [G9] thing [G7] I've had [Em7] the measles and [F#dim] the mumps,
[Dm7] And ev'rytime I [G7] play an ace, my [C9] partner always [A7] trumps.
I gu[Gdim] ess I'm just a [Fdim] fool who never [Em7] looks before he [A7] jumps
[Dm7] Ev'rything [G7] happens to [C6] me.
Bridge
At f[Gm7] irst my heart thought [C7/G] you could [C7/F#] break this [F] jinx for [F6] me,
That[Gm7] love would turn the [C7/G] trick to [C7/F#] end [F] despair; [F6]
But [F#m7] now I just can't [B7/F#] fool this [B7/F] head that [E] thinks for m[E6] e
I've [Am7] mortgaged all my [D9] castles in the a[Dm7] ir [G7]
Outro
[Dm9] I've telegraphed [G9] and pho[G7] ned, and s[Em7] ent an airmail special, [F#dim] too;
[Dm7] Your answer was "[G7] Good bye" and [C9] there was [A7] even postage due.
I [Gdim] fell in love just [Fdim] once, and then it [Em7] had to be with [A7] you
[Dm7] Ev'rything [G7] happens to [C] me, [Cmaj7] [A7]
[Dm7] Ev'rything [G7] happens to [C] me.